Real men use bidets

Real Men Use Bidets

Get relief with a bidet.

Bidets and men – I’m going to assume that this is a sensitive subject we’re discussing.

Ever have one of those days where you just can’t seem to get clean or stay clean? You know, one of those days where you wipe and wipe and wipe, and then you wipe some more? Or you’ve wiped so many times you can’t wipe anymore and now you’re in pat mode? Or you’ve resorted “flushable” wet wipes, which are not flushable! We do many toilet cleanings from the use of these wipes. Believe me brother (and sisters), I feel your pain.

At this point, you’re willing to try anything to get some relief. We have some good news for you. The answer, fellow sufferers, is a bidet. I can hear the groans from here, but I’m telling you, a bidet is the answer we’ve been looking for.  Not only will you feel fresher upon exiting the restroom, the person who does your laundry will appreciate it as well.

Today there are very affordable options in add-on bidets. An add-on bidet is one that mounts under your toilet seat. You won’t have to find room in your bathroom for these models, jackhammer up your floor, or spend thousands to find out if this is the answer you’ve been looking for.His butt is squeaky clean.

We recommend trying an add-on bidet. The one we recommend pipes hot and cold water to it, and uses no electricity. Water and electricity just sounds like a bad combination to me. The only regret I have with this new one I installed for myself is that I suffered for so long before trying one out. Believe me, it has been pure relief.

There are several different models available but we have a few models we prefer. The ones with only cold water piped to them are very basic. We don’t recommend them, even in warm climates. A jet of cold water squirting on your bottom is a little more than this guy can bear. The bidets with hot and cold water are great; you have an adjustment where you can regulate the temperature of the water to the temperature you find soothing. I cannot emphasize enough the relief it has provided to me.

It does require some plumbing expertise to set one of these up correctly and at Sav-On Plumbing we are fully qualified to install a bidet for you. I would invite you over to try mine before you buy, but my wife is a little uncomfortable with that idea. My wife fully endorses the bidet as well. They have a “female” setting for the lady folks, to reach those “appropriate areas,” as the literature explains it.

Call us today for more information on installing a bidet on your toilet. You’ll be so glad you did.



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